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Posted: 21 Sep 2014 - 02:06

superpits:

I AM FREE FROM SUBWAY

nevermind, they still expect me to cover shifts after quitting

Posted: 20 Sep 2014 - 21:20
Posted: 20 Sep 2014 - 19:40

ewmartin:

crazy-jensenackles-fangirl:

so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.

I don’t know why but for some reason the fact that your cat’s name is brad is hilarious to me

Posted: 20 Sep 2014 - 18:00
momcrotch:

why am I so touched by this

momcrotch:

why am I so touched by this

Posted: 20 Sep 2014 - 16:20
Posted: 20 Sep 2014 - 16:08
biinarykid:

stunningpicture:

Cookie in a milk cup.

I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS PICTURE AT ALL

biinarykid:

stunningpicture:

Cookie in a milk cup.

I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS PICTURE AT ALL

Posted: 20 Sep 2014 - 16:07
biinarykid:

stunningpicture:

Milk in cookie cup.

I GET THE PHOTO NOW….

biinarykid:

stunningpicture:

Milk in cookie cup.

I GET THE PHOTO NOW….

Posted: 20 Sep 2014 - 14:40
Posted: 19 Sep 2014 - 21:20
Posted: 19 Sep 2014 - 19:40
Posted: 19 Sep 2014 - 18:00
jhart87:

I have been laughing about this for days now.

jhart87:

I have been laughing about this for days now.

Posted: 19 Sep 2014 - 16:20
Posted: 19 Sep 2014 - 14:40
bikinipowerbottom:

im not ashamed to admit that id let 26 year old Joe Biden hit it

bikinipowerbottom:

im not ashamed to admit that id let 26 year old Joe Biden hit it

Posted: 18 Sep 2014 - 21:20

roselastrider:

hardandgay:

snapchat with roselastrider is an experience

I’m really fun

Posted: 18 Sep 2014 - 19:40
googlecowboy:

It’s called their green

googlecowboy:

It’s called their green